In no particular order, these are a sampling of actual terms some anonymous folks have entered into search engines, which subsequently led them to my blog. I realize that posting these terms will probably just make the problem worse, but some of them are just too hilarious (read: baffling) not to share.

1. Corn pooh
2. Ugly distracting buildings photography
3. Cat vomit warning sign [ed note: if it helps, in my experience, cats vomit more often than not]
4. Naked girl in snow
5. Smoke city fly away
6. Would you like a copy of my butt?
7. I’m so happy I could shit
8. Llama facial expression chart
9. Bijou penis
10. Naked dancing Nazi
11. Vicky sucks salty milk
12. How do u know if ur ribs broken
13. Under the same moon kid
14. Dance toples [sigh]
15. Eternal anal canal
16. Ham ful
17. Target lady
18. Cormac figgis, what now? north men, south men? nury [Dude, maybe you should google, “how to use search engines”]
19. Kevin and Hobbes sex [SIGH]
20. Festival of the steel phallus [No idea what that one is, but it sounds awesome]
21. Naked girls and hedgehogs
22. Movies with guys from the Renaissance being chased by topless women
23. Dried out crabs
24. No dice grandma
25. Creepy toilets
26. Masterbat [an amateur bat that’s gone professional]
27. Was St. Paul ugly [inquiring minds want to know]
28. Does the sun always come out on Saturdays because of our lady […yes?]
29. Bad things to do while naked [cooking bacon comes to mind]
30. ulrich et son overbike [I typed this into Google Translate, and apparently it means, “Ulrich et son over bike”]